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November 29, 2009

Omegle

You: hi
Stranger: Hello
Stranger: This is Cedric, the friendly turtle
You: oh
You: i didnt know turtles could type
You: or read
You: or understand language
Stranger: You'd be surprised at what we can do.
You: pl
You: ok*
Stranger: I can do calculus like a maniac.
You: cool
Stranger: So, what do you wanna talk about?
You: oh
You: lets talk about you
You: the turtle
Stranger: Alright, what would you like to know?
You: anything
You: you want to share
Stranger: Alright, I'm a common garden turtle. Green shell. I enjoy rainbows and indie rock.
You: oh ok
Stranger: You like indie rock?
You: its ok
Stranger: I'm really into it.
You: cool
Stranger: Are you always this boring? You're talking with a fuckin turtle here. A turtle!
You: oh
You: yes i'm pretty fucking boring
You: so i've been told
Stranger: Jesus dude, liven up then.
You: ok
Stranger: Fuck, say something interesting!
You: i like turtles
Stranger: You fuck, why won't you say something that atleast makes me think!
You: oh
You: hahaha
You: you're quite profane
You: for being a turtle
You: how old are you
Stranger: I'm 39, but in turtle years
You: oh
You: whats the difference
Stranger: You have to take the cube root of the age, add 74. Divide by 3.14159. Multiply by Pi. Square and then subtract 2
You: geebus
You: so do it
You: what do u get
Stranger: I'm not doing that math. You do it.
You: but you're the one who knows it
You: u can't even take the cube root of 39
Stranger: The equation is right there, just plug it 39
You: man u must think i'm a fucking idiot too dont you
Stranger: Yeah, I really do.
Stranger: You seem like a fucking dumbass to me.
You: at least i dont pretend to be a fucking turtle
Stranger: I am a fucking turtle, fuckhead
You: yes of course you are
You: and i'm your mommy
Stranger: I am, dipshit
Stranger: Go suck a cock, dumbass
You: HEY LOOK A UNICORN